Travel: Enough about the bloody Beatles – Cheshire Day 1

“If Liverpool did not exist, it would have to be invented” Felicien de Myrbach We woke yet again untouched by the spirits trapped in the purgatory of an over heated over painted brutally lit hotel room. We set out for the Greggs and found some of the same customers there this morning. In particular an…

Travel: Spectre in the UHT Milk – Black Country

“Guest room 217 is rumoured to be haunted by an unnamed spirit. Guests staying in the room have reported to have left in fright, with many refusing to stay in the room due to the paranormal activity. The bed in room 217 has been known to shake and the lights within the room have switched…

Travel: Flying – From West to Black Country

“A bit like the Antiques Roadshow for metal fans” Lisa Meyer This was a finely balanced day of travel. We were to first take the train to Bridgwater in Somerset to see Pat a distant cousin on my maternal grandmother’s side, then a train to Bristol for a quick beer with my friends Will and…

Travel: Roots – Devon Day 2

“I say we’re growing every day, getting stronger in every way, I’ll take you to a place where we shall find our…roots” Max Cavalera Sepultura The English specialise in eccentric plumbing. No where is this more evident than guesthouses and rooms above pubs. In addition to water heaters that require the user to complete a…

Travel: Birds Sing Bass – Devon Day 1

“With a crooked smile and a heart-shaped face, comes from the West Country where the birds sing bass” Nick Cave We breakfasted in a much quieter dining room than the morning before. The W.I. had moved on to pastures new. We then gathered ourselves up and caught a cab to the railway station. Soon we…

Travel: So Very Gently Chiselled of Gold – Salisbury Day 2

“In 1883, the London and South-Western Railway announced plans to run a line through the heart of the Stonehenge site. When people complained, a railway official countered that Stonehenge. was “entirely out of repair, and not the slightest use to anyone now.” Bill Bryson One of the pleasures of staying at the theological college is…

Travel: Sleep with the gods – Salisbury Day 1

“But upon the eyes of Achilles fell sweet sleep, / Weary, for the shapely ankles of Patroclus / Had he chased all day through the plain of battle” Homer We rose early and gathered our stuff together each leaving a small pile of clothes from Thailand that we didn’t need around Britain. Saying goodbye to…

Travel: Druv – Sussex Day Trip

“And you may pook and you may shove but a Sussex pig he wunt be druv” old regional saying Today I was to get a day to myself as we had agreed that mum would stay in Tottenham to rest while I ventured out on my own to Lewes in Sussex to tour Harvey’s. We…

Travel: Milk of Human Kindness – London Day 3

“I think that if you say Cheddar is one of our most generous gifts to humanity, people might consider you a bit odd –” Ned Palmer We started the day with a family breakfast of waffles at Mary’s. Then we set off under London on the tube Tate Modern our destination. We emerged next to…

Pub Carpets – An indicator of quality

“If you are asked why you favour a particular public-house, it would seem natural to put the beer first, but the thing that most appeals to me about the Moon Under Water is what people call its ‘atmosphere’.” George Orwell I have a theory. Like all theories it is not absolute. Any theory which demands…